PANDAS

This panda bear walks into a restaurant and says, Hi! I would like to 
eat and have a few beers."

The manager at first refuses but then agrees. The waiter seats the 
panda bear at a table, brings over some Stella Artois beer (which 
pandas love) and gives him his menu. the panda bear orders a ton of 
food and then sits back happy. The waiter comes over and brings him his 
bill. The panda bear gets up and shoots the waiter with a gun.  

As he's leaving the restaurant the manager comes running after him 
and says, "Wait a second!! I treated you well, fed you well, and gave 
you your favorite beer. Why did you shoot my waiter?" 

The panda bear says, "Didn't you know that's what panda bears do?"

The manager is dumbfounded and says what are you talking about? The 
panda bear says, "Go look up in an encyclopedia about what panda bears 
do." The panda bear leaves and the manager gets an encyclopedia and 
looks up panda bears....  

  panda bears: Large bear-like mammal; lives in Asia. Eats, shoots, 
  and leaves.

    (Oh, comma-aaaannnnn)

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