PANDAS

This panda bear walks into a restaurant and says, Hi! I would like to eat and
have a few beers."

The manager at first refuses but then agrees. The waiter seats the panda bear 
at a table, brings over some Stella Artois beer (which pandas love) and gives 
him his menu. the panda bear orders a ton of food and then sits back happy. The 
waiter comes over and brings him his bill. The panda bear gets up and shoots 
the waiter with a gun.  

As he's leaving the restaurant the manager comes running after him and says, 
"Wait a second!! I treated you well, fed you well, and gave you your favorite
beer. Why did you shoot my waiter?" 

The panda bear says, "Didn't you know that's what panda bears do?"

The manager is dumbfounded and says what are you talking about? The panda bear 
says, "Go look up in an encyclopedia about what panda bears do." The panda 
bear leaves and the manager gets an encyclopedia and looks up panda bears....

  panda bears: Large bear-like mammal; lives in Asia. Eats, shoots, and leaves.

    (Oh, comma-aaaannnnn)

 

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